1. they will make you grin every time your gaze drifts downwards.
2. strangers will rave and ask you about travels to foreign lands, assuming you bought them across the globe. they will smile when you reveal that they hail from Forever 21, one of the happiest stores on Earth.
3. you will be inspired to twinkle, twirl and dance upon sporting the golden shoes.
4. when scrubbed clean, they make a fine vessel for champagne guzzling.
5. they are silly. and the more silly objects one can sport, the better.
Thanks Shelby for your modeling skills!